sidekickplayah

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sidekickplayah,

I read your username before the rant and now I can only imagine that a very pissed off magical apprentice in robes typed this out. Also that sucks, sorry you gotta deal with those fuckers

sidekickplayah,

Meant to post yesterday but Connect was having issues

sidekickplayah,

You will be made immortal, bound in rope and buried beneath the earth. No one will find you. And as the centuries pass, plate tectonics will wedge you further and further to the earth’s core. Society will be a long distant memory and still you will remain. The cannibal sun will consume it’s children and still you will remain. The universe will expand into nothing and still you will remain. You will become formless and empty and still you will remain.

sidekickplayah,

Nah thats Gibby. Glibis are those little purple guys from smiling friends

sidekickplayah,

It’s literally thursday the dog said so

sidekickplayah,

“This dumbass dog” YOU’RE THE DUMBASS ❗️❗️❗️

sidekickplayah,

I’m glad that I- uh… I mean the dog, I’m glad the dog could bring some comfort to you

sidekickplayah,

I live in California

sidekickplayah,

You’re welcome

– The Dog

sidekickplayah,

Ok but this dog is literally has a PhD in absolute time. He IS the source

sidekickplayah,

My calculations say you’re next

sidekickplayah,

You really think someone would just go on the internet and lie?!

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