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ivanafterall,
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Which reminds me: does anyone here have any updog? If I didn't know what "updog" was, I would at least ask me.

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Nothing much, dawg, what's up with you!?

ivanafterall,
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Just look him in the eye, give a firm handshake, and the job is yours.

ivanafterall,
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Unfortunately, only blind people can see the 69. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

ivanafterall,
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Believe me, you do not want to be the only person in Walmart who didn't take your mushrooms.

ivanafterall,
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Only example I needed. What else would I be putting in my oven?

ivanafterall,
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I think you're onto something: we need a tasty, hot meth beverage if broader acceptance is the goal.

ivanafterall,
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He said, "I'd rather live in a ceaselessly unfriendly world, and a war-torn one!" No need for alarm!

ivanafterall,
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Does this mean that I'm getting left behind if I'm not including a dick pic with a message to any given woman?

Hey, nerdheads, what's a good book you've read recently?

I’m making my way through the Strugastky brothers’ works, found out about them through roadside picnic but i just finished “Monday starts on Saturday” and enjoyed it just as much. Edit to add: it’s a science fiction novel from the perspective of a soviet programmer who stumbles into magic. He meets a lot of people for...

ivanafterall,
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I'm going to go back a few books and say Stalking the Wild Pendulum, simply because it's so out there and weird while still feeling vaguely plausible, maybe?

ivanafterall,
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I'm glad someone found it interesting! It's a wild ride. He was an interesting dude. Somewhere between a quack and a genius. I just found it a refreshing change of pace from the standard fiction/non-fiction tropes.

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Sorry fellas, they only had room on the VW love bus for one. 🌸🍓 🫐 🍌 🍑

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Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
-Ezekiel 23:19-21

ivanafterall,
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Because rapturing doesn't stain leather. It's just a ridiculous notion.

ivanafterall,
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I think someone might have died in that chair.

ivanafterall,
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Not if he was raptured while still living!

"Two men walking up a hill, one disappears, and one's left standing still. I wish we'd aaaall beeeen reeeeady."

ivanafterall,
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Because it's all falling apart and making a huge mess. (Thus I'd also like to wrap it up, please.)

ivanafterall,
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My mouth is open. Feed me your love and affection.

Not nearly as charming in kittenless text, somehow.

ivanafterall,
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Mario's face and body are all shaped like a meatball. Luigi's svelte and athletic and you just know he's packing a giant, sweaty hog.

ivanafterall,
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I got to help my uncle jack off a horse and it was pretty cool just to be around horses.

ivanafterall,
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Sir, please just let the presenter do his job without the constant additions.

ivanafterall,
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"Should we have slaves? Should we abolish slavery?"

"...maybe!...Let's keep some slaves, but get rid of others?"

ivanafterall,
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My own internal focus group testing contradicts these findings.

ivanafterall,
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Sure, I'll be dead, but Will It Blend!? is about to see a huge resurgence in popularity.

ivanafterall,
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Wait, why 40 years?

ivanafterall,
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Bro get any how-to-draw people book. This isn't even close.

ivanafterall,
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Oh, don't play this game. You know exactly what you did.

ivanafterall,
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They never put enough mayonnaise in the regular ones. I like the Big Mayo Cups.

ivanafterall,
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It's for the best to peace out if they ask it like that.

ivanafterall,
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Uh...pretty sure her name was Eve. Read your Bible much? Jesus fucking Christ.

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