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bbpolterGAYst

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she/her my name’s alice, i am the gay critter inside your computer. new pfp fursona art done by me

new account: lemmy.ml/u/bbpolterGAYst

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bbpolterGAYst,
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the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry

bbpolterGAYst,
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shoutout to shitboxes that last forever

gotta be one of my favorite genders

bbpolterGAYst,
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i do not have tits but thank you

bbpolterGAYst,
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i dont actually own a skirt. i lied. i am crying in bed in PANTS

bbpolterGAYst,
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need giant orc boyfriend that wears dresses and wields a battleaxe

bbpolterGAYst,
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arm polyamory people with cool swords to end all of the worlds problems

bbpolterGAYst,
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plap-meat is a term ive never heard before and i wish to never hear it again

bbpolterGAYst,
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i think the joke is that hehe those are some really permanent strong decision things to put on a shirt that usually says some mundane shit like “dont talk to me until ive had my coffee”

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I AM FULL OF ESTROGEN

bbpolterGAYst,
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thanks, i have crafted it with my own two bruised and bloodied hands :3

bbpolterGAYst,
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so true bestie. sometimes i wish i had a partner so that i could give them love bites. and for some reason i also want to, like, actually bite off a piece of their flesh. and eat it. i dont know why

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I am a great magician

Your clothes are red

bbpolterGAYst,
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fuck graphics all games should be text-based from now on

bbpolterGAYst,
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games should look like they were made for the ps2 or else im not buying

bbpolterGAYst,
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i barely get what this means but i get this on a spiritual level. i once played competitive gen 3 pokemon and got my ass beat

bbpolterGAYst,
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i just want some fucking cuddles and get called a cute girl im so jdflk;jg’;\skfls;'ajg;flds

bbpolterGAYst,
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i dont need PENIS INSERTION i need kisses and cuddles ok

bbpolterGAYst,
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it was. uhh. hard to read the watermark but it seems to be SkyGuyArt (credited under their previous nickname) (i think)

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im so glad that all of these WOKE LIBERAL SOCIALIST things are out of the game as it was released back in the GOOD days before EVIL GAY PEOPLE were in my videogames,. thank you gabe newell for making gaming real 🙏

bbpolterGAYst,
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ow ouchie !!! owwww !!! my flesh is melting !!!

bbpolterGAYst,
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I dont know if theres some archive of enby names anywhere so im just gonna open up a dictionary and point at a random spot with my eyes closed

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i am not capable of doing that iam FRAIL and WEAK and my arms are made out of SILLY STRING

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